In 8th grade science we were learning about health. The teacher said that its normal to masturbate for girls and boys. All girls in the room did nothing, and all the boys flipped out like they didn’t know women could pleasure from sex or something.
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
one of my biggest fears is not being front row at the arctic monkeys concert
i have a similar thing for when the strokes “return to the scene”